Having failed as one of many, I wandered off to invent...?

A sanitary device made of a paper like material only softer and more refined; Idea being, upon completing your humanely requirements, the apparatus will aid in the removal of any vestige of after mentioned waste in a manner that is both hygienic and unenbering. I am going to call it the 'Get this off me', is this a viable idea and would you buy one?