Can you write a short, funny story that includes 6 of these '90s song titles?

If you wannabe my girl, you oughta know I smells like teen spirit. So I tell you baby one more time, u can't touch this, and if my baby got back in town to enter Sandman, tearin' up my heart, while she's livin' la Vida Loca, then I want it that way, because without a Genie in a bottle then I'm too y, and so I say baby hold my hand and my heart will go on till the waterfalls.